NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008
Get the naked treemug. When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
Get the Family Treemug. the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.
Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
by underdowg February 25, 2009
Get the shat on by a treemug. 1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008
Get the Tree spiritsmug. An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.
Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
by Greakan April 14, 2008
Get the Tree Deermug. A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.
Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.
Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees
Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees
by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009
Get the Talking Treesmug. Horde: WE GOT THIS BG!!!!!!!!!
Alliance: Hehe, we have a Tree of Life, they're all dead.
*BG starts*
Horde: /deleteaccount they have a Tree...
Alliance: Hehe, we have a Tree of Life, they're all dead.
*BG starts*
Horde: /deleteaccount they have a Tree...
by Dr. Meowings May 19, 2010
Get the Tree of Lifemug.