Definitions by Dandy1

Grade Rage

The over-dramatic anger of a student or student's parent when the student "who always gets As" doesn't get an A on an assignment. Usually in the form of an email addressed to someone else and cc'd to the teacher, parent/student will demand teacher be fired for ineptitude in teaching.

Did you hear about Karen's grade rage? Her son got a 9.5 on a 10-point homework assignment, and she wants the teacher's head on a platter!

Grade Rage by Dandy1 November 9, 2021

Benedream 

The dreams which result after you take a Benadryl before bed.

Last night I had a Benedream where I was mud wrestling against my Mom, and it wasn't my mom really but my second grade teacher.

Benedream by Dandy1 November 1, 2018

Treasel 

(Noun) a name for many politicians who are both weasels and exhibit treasonous behaviors.

Did you see the President isn’t holding North Korea accountable to the agreement? Man, this guy’s a treasel.

Treasel by Dandy1 October 16, 2018