"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

by thepink1 April 4, 2006

tooch

A kick ass percussionist and vocalist who is a necessity in any experimental pop band

tooch

by tooch October 6, 2003

Tongue touch

Using your tongue to get a quick taste of something.

Hey man, I see you got that new ice cream flavor! Can I have a tongue touch?

by W3bst3r B June 4, 2009

touch party

A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.

"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."

by The Living T Party March 10, 2008

touch bellys

An act where two guys get hard and see who's penis touches whoever's belly first, hence touch bellys

Hey Scott, wanna touch bellys to see whos got a bigger dick?

by Gingerffdddd February 6, 2020

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009