by Zach Dierks December 9, 2008
Get the tom cruisemug. by Dan D. Lyons June 19, 2008
Get the Peeping Tommug. famous Bmx rider, mad cars, millionaire, he's killed people and he doesn't liked to be fucked with, sex king
by pussy money weed weed dust cra February 21, 2009
Get the tom steinmug. v. to act like a complete dick, to believe oneself to be God's gift to mankind, to be arrogant mixed with retardation.
- often abreviated to TC.
- often abreviated to TC.
Quote: "To Tom Cruise or not to Tom Cruise that is the dusch bag's question."
Man 1: My neigbor has be TC'n it to much lately.
Man 2: Yo man I'll suplex him if he be TC'n to much
Man 1: My neigbor has be TC'n it to much lately.
Man 2: Yo man I'll suplex him if he be TC'n to much
by John Faucett June 10, 2008
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by BLAAZZA :) April 13, 2010
Get the Tom Feltonmug. Tom Cruise is one of the only two actors to have seven consecutive $100 million plus blockbusters on their resume. Further, Forbes ranked Cruise as the most powerful celebrity in 2006. Obviously, Tom could never get these numbers and the associated prestige without being a fan favorite. However, beginning sometime in the early 2000s, it became somewhat fashionable to hate Tom Cruise.
Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.
In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.
In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Guy 1: Does Tom Cruise really drink toilet water?
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
by HuskyFan86 May 25, 2007
Get the Tom Cruisemug. by Lisalovee October 30, 2008
Get the tom kaulitzmug.