An engorging penis.
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021

by anonymous October 19, 2020
