a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.
by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023
Get the book smurf mug.This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.
You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!
by Shedninja January 15, 2009
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Get the Smurfs mug.A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
Get the Smurf Dick mug.A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.
It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.
Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.
I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.
I had to smurf all the way to school.
She smurfly walked away.
I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.
I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.
I had to smurf all the way to school.
She smurfly walked away.
I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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