Big whack

An exaggerated minor inconvenience, no matter how big

1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!

2.

A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!

by californiafoo July 5, 2025

road whack

Masturbation while driving an automobile.

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.

Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.

by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011

Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.

That person on the street is definitely a Whack-Jobber

by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022

Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009

Whacked the Otter

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.

After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.

by schwinky October 11, 2021