whack

A white person trying to be black.

Brandon is so whack always listening to rap.

by cenyounot June 1, 2017

back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian

Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

Big whack

An exaggerated minor inconvenience, no matter how big

1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!

2.

A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!

by californiafoo July 5, 2025

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Whack and yack

The act of masturbating so hard that you throw up.

Guy1: I was whackin it so hard last night i puked.

Guy 2: oh you whack and yacked?

by spud the potatoe September 5, 2016

Whack

Intimate female body smell

I wanna smell your whack.

by StrangeDays September 7, 2025