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vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.
Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.
by Dinglealltheqay April 19, 2014
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Vag

1. Abbreviation for Vagina.
2. Can mean something is awesome.
3. Can also mean something very bad.
I put my dick deep in her Vag.

OMG that was so Vag.

Kevin Owens is a giant Vag.
by ImmortalEdgeHD February 9, 2017
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cav vag

A vaginal canal that is particularly loose and large, or so cavernous, that it does not fit snugly around a typical penis.
Dude, that chick must have given birth to twins. She was such a Cav Vag. I mean it was like swimming in the deep end of a pool! pussy cav vag
by CavVag March 5, 2015
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Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females
Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...
by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010
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vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.
"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"
by First Class Krew April 15, 2008
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Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com
1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)
by Just^jess December 18, 2020
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