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Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer
Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM
by krispturtle September 7, 2018
mugGet the Jammy Policemug.

The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
mugGet the The Joke Policemug.

typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.
twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.
by annowed July 4, 2014
mugGet the typo policemug.

Police

Private occult leading in control enforsement
Did you know the real actual definition of police is ; Private, Occult, Leading, In, Control, Enforsement.
by Ronald kneef May 6, 2018
mugGet the Policemug.

Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters
"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"
by Warcrab June 9, 2017
mugGet the Ukrainian Riot Policemug.

Police

“Police”, “The Police” “12” “5-0” “fuzz” “pigs”

Police: An establishment in which was founded for individuals to drive the wedge between good and bad, ultimately creating the “Thin Blue Line”. The Police are there to enforce law and arrest those breaking the law.

The police are quite commonly insulted, mainly by criminals or those of an easily influenced personality. For example: alt girls, or those supporting “The Left” side of politics.
“Look, it’s the Police! I wonder what has happened.”
by Police Scotland March 8, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night
Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”
by DankestNight March 17, 2023
mugGet the Callin the policemug.

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