by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018
Get the peter posermug. Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president posermug. Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
Get the Posermug. some cell phone company
by bob jeans July 20, 2008
Get the posermug. The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Posermug. Someone who is really everything they try to make fun of, while imitating everything they are while trying to make fun of somebody.
The poser had to wait on somebody else to come up with material so she would have something to say was not theirs originally.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Get the Posermug. Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
Get the POSERmug.