rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.

by Dick Motion July 5, 2008

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Dropping the biscuit

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009

Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.

K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.

by E2ThaDoubleD November 13, 2017

Digestive Biscuit

A digestive biscuit, sometimes described as a sweet-meal biscuit, is a semi-sweet biscuit that originated in Scotland. The digestive was first developed in 1839 by two Scottish doctors to aid digestion.

I got a box of Mcvitie's Digestive biscuit's at the market today!

by Smellietheace May 18, 2021

V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 22, 2011