Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
by Hahaha bad February 08, 2022
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yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.
by taylorsversion13 November 09, 2022
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shot your grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
by Séan Miller February 02, 2022
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electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.
by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023
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grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.
by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019
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Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
by RaccoonHater69 March 05, 2018
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Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.
by Fajita Jane January 05, 2023
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