Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

austin, texas

possibly the most hipster city in the entire world.

"man, I just want to go somewhere where everyone's just COOL, ya know, man?"

"dude, you gotta go to austin, texas"

by The Doctor 6666666 December 16, 2011

text me

An invitation for text messaging over the Internet. A phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.

"Hey, text me sometime," said Joe as he passed Sally in the hallway.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

texual harassment

When you make a person uncomfortable through a series of lewd, provocative text messages.

Bro I continuously text Angie to send me a pic of her ass in a pink g-string. She accused me of texual harassment and blocked my messages.

by Brando the commando March 16, 2014

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Don't Text

When you do something displeasing and don't want to take shit for it

Just bought a piece of gum for five dollars. Don't text.

by Hawk King July 17, 2019