Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016

Teeth

Love teeth. NUM NUM ROCKS. Rocks that make your food digestible.

Teeth are good for breaking food.

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 6, 2023

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

chaka teeth

When someone has yellow and brown teeth, like Chaka from the original Land of the Lost.

Dude, you should go to the dentist. You have Chaka teeth.

by Rangdangdiggitydangadang March 12, 2021

Dishing Teeth

To speak the truth; to say something incisive (artistically, politically, poetically) with conviction and clarity, often utilizing disarming humor.

RE: dishing teeth:

This street performance artist is dishing more teeth than anything I heard coming from the pulpit in my ten years in progressive church.

by garbagewitch August 11, 2024

Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.

That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.

by The_cro October 23, 2017