Ass Tears

When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.

God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.

by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009

makotos.tears

a sexy shitposter that is very talented in art and is woiberine’s long time lover! did i say they’re sexy? because very sexy!!

hot bitch : i love makotos.tears
hot bitch #2 : they’re very sexy!!

by i am sad June 26, 2021

Tear a new asshole

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.

To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!

by John Bent November 19, 2007

Liberal tears

The tears of the politicaly incorrect. And this is what a liberal is. they are the believers in pro choice, yet there cocky ass brains won’t let you have a choice. They are commonly know as democrats that won’t let u speak.

Yo u down to burn down liberal tears

by Daddy day 124124 February 5, 2021

rape tears

rape tears are a desperate plea for attention.

overly dramatic girls in the 818 area code often cry rape tears if they don't get constant attention.

Elisabeth has so many rape tears in her Corona i'm surprised she even gets drunk.

by The Valley Cleaner August 3, 2009

Rip and tear - day

in this day, everyone is allowed to slash furries and faggots in pieces and avoid jail. The days that this is allowed is the whole June month, every day that has a 6 in it (for instance, 6th october or 16th december) and on furries day.

YOU FUCKING FURRY DOGSHIT MOTHERFUCKERS. ITS RIP AND TEAR - DAY

by DoomSlayer666 December 18, 2020

Teard

to be under the influence of extreme tiredness...

to be overly extremely tired to the point of shits and giggles

We were so teard at that point that my mom accused us of being drunk or stoned...

by lilchemaniac September 22, 2006