substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

English teacher complex

The complex English teachers have based on the fact that for some reason they think they’re superior just bc they teach English

Yea Mrs.Jessica has a severe case of English teacher complex.

by Moon_shower October 14, 2020

English Teacher

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.

Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.

by milayaaa November 28, 2020

Sugar teacher

A teacher that exchanges sexual favors for good grades

Teacher: Abby, you are going to fail my class!
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*

by y-axis March 10, 2021

female english teacher

The most liberal teacher ever. She is the queen of political correctness and will most likely kick you out of her class or give you an office referral if you use gay/homosexual as an insult, but to be honest you probably deserved it. She enjoys overanalyzing anything from The Epic of Gilgamesh to Romeo and Juliet. Some people probably strongly dislike her, but you'll learn to love her once you get past the fact that her quizzes over acts/chapters are insanely hard.

CAITLYN: Hey, how did you do on the Romeo and Juliet Acts 1 and 2 Quiz?
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.

by lonleygirl March 12, 2020

tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

by Click here November 3, 2020

E8-3 ART TEACHER

E8-3 ART TEACHER
first of all we are the bosses of the class but who are we?

aloosh, moonera , hussain bandr 3bas , ba6 thom so on we are the most popular girls and the prettiest richest horniest stalkiness

WE ALL HAVE FATASSES AND BEBOLES AND WE LOVE BEING BEOBLES

we hate all the teachers especially the art teacher

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The art teacher has fake eyebrows and she try her best to look pretty but she's not she act to be kind but tbh all the grade 5 kids are afraid from her face she look like a skull emoji she always arched back to show her fat ass amd her assline however she smell like a dirty ass her husband married her jus because her fat ass otherwise after he fucked her up and then he divorced her she loves the security man . her makeup is so cakey like bitch uk u are ugly who would ever date you rat ass she her asshole is so streched because her shits always stuck in her asshole and never get out unless if she pull it out .

she went to dentist to whiter her black yellow gross teeth she put lenses on her eyes which doesn't suit her she have no hair she's bold she just got ass hair and she never shave them..

STAY TUNED FOR THE OTHERS TEACHERS E8-3 ART TEACHER

by fucklife_sadness_broken February 12, 2023