Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.

I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.

by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010

surphobia

An unreasonable fear of the unknown (i.e., surprise). Manifests as compulsions to circumvent due process in the pursuit of spoilers. Note: such spoilers do not reduce net enjoyment. Instead, they increase it.

My daughter spoils the Christmas surprise every year. She suffers from surphobia.

by Smith, Word December 24, 2021

Suphrise

Suphrise, Suphrised, Suphrisation, Suphrisingly.
1. Sounds produced when talking with an unnatural emphasis.
2. A misplaced stress in conversation.

1. Potentially ANY phrase...
"Well why don't you go and tell the ghoO0Oosts!"
2. Potentially ANY phrase...
"Well why don't you go and tell the ghoO0Oosts!"

by Luc Weegels December 20, 2004

Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

by Rogieo February 11, 2007

surprise poopy

to accidentally poop yourself

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, "what a scharter", that was an accident.

by Stinkeeeee September 28, 2008

smurphey

A hickey on the tip of your penis usually caused by a constant sucking. This usually also includes a lot of sperm coming out of your penis to go along with the hickey.

Dude, last night my girl was sucking me so hard at the football game that I gotta smurphey.

by luke nash March 24, 2009

Surprise Ginger Bonus

An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.

Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.

by Bonus_Collector June 18, 2010