summer teeth

A reference to some are black, and some are missing.

I thought that gal was pretty good looking, until she smiled and I could see her summer teeth.

by gambinotoo November 14, 2007

Summer Camp

When a girl or woman allows a man to touch her breasts and/or vagina, but does not have sex with him because she only just met him. The origin is a reference to summer camp experiences where young girls have their first sexual contact.

(Two girls talking) Girl 1: "Hey girl I saw you talking with Oliver at the Bootsy Collins show last night, did you two go all the way?", Girl 2: "Nah, I just let him get some Summer Camp"

by ollie boombayay April 7, 2011

5 Seconds of Summer

A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.

Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."

by Leroy Sid December 22, 2014

Summer Breeze

A Summer Breeze is the act of farting in bed, fanning it at your partner with the sheets while singing Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts.

I totally gave my girlfriend a Summer Breeze in bed last night.

by gasman72 May 5, 2009

summert

some-er-t
midlands slang for something, often used it nottinghamshire areas.

i duno, i think its number ten or summert.

I'm bored, think of summert to do.

by georgiebabessxx March 14, 2008

Summer Nocturnality Syndrome

Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.

Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.

Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep

Repeat.

by zebracanon June 26, 2010

Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018