steamer

1. A Drunken Mess
2. One who drinks frequently and in large quantity.
3. One who drinks too much and is an embarrassment.

1. My daughter and her steamer mates
2. I am a steamer
3. My younger and very underage steamer daughter

by Teddy Hancock August 3, 2008

Stanley Steamer

When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.

"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"

by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012

milwuakee steamer

when your partner is tea-baggin your balls you take a steamy crap on their chest. If its cold enough as it would be in milwuakee it will then send colums of steam off of their chest.

she tea-bagged me so good i left a milwuakee steamer on her chest.

by zakdaddy August 2, 2006

Boston Steamer

to grab someone by the neck and drag them out into the snow outside and the open there mouth and crap in it.

Joey was pissed at his drunken friend Dan who slept with his girlfriend so he took him outside and gave him a Boston Steamer

by William Ethier March 11, 2003

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

by One Two February 6, 2008

Straperdictoome

An operation carried out by ambitious carpet munchers!

Hey is Helga havin a straperdictoome???

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

steamer nipples

Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.

Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!

by McJeezy November 5, 2013