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Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
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Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*
by That one N-word May 23, 2021
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Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

tweet more shorb photos
squid mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! needs to tweet more shorb photos
by sailorlily May 24, 2021
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Rattled Squid

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.
by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021
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rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood
Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 9, 2024
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Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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