Shifty

God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!


See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler

1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!

2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.

by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004

shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

shape shifta

a master of manifestation that can infiltrate any group of people effectivly and promote their devious plot. A master director.

shape shiftas run the world (around in circles).

by g funk ninja July 28, 2003

Thrust Shift

Taking turns at having control during sex.

Girl: I can't let you have all the fun and do everything.

Guy: Well then we'll take thrust shifts

by Shuffle! July 14, 2010

paradigm shift

a band from Bloomington, Indiana featured on MTV's series MADE in mid-2007.

Joe: Dude, did you see the new MADE episode?
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.

by eod enaj November 28, 2007

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

sift

during sex, proceed to pull out a type of strainer, or sifter. then, put the sifter over your partner's face and ejaculate into it. the cum will "dribble" onto your partner's face.

* for a SuperSift, you need to people. do the above, but rather than using a sifter, use a screen door.

The cum driped onto her face from that wonderful sift!

by Yonish Spifondovich February 20, 2007