Sofiapheosusizhsi

When you are so excited you are about to shit ur pants

bro im bouta sofiapheosusizhsi rn

by UnLoafedMeat October 20, 2021

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Sofia

Sofia is a beautiful and loving girl. She's a keeper. You will never fall bored when talking to her. She has a caring nature, one in which is felt by everyone. Always up for a good laugh and a good chat when you need one.

Sofia is your best friend

by snoopdog340 November 1, 2021

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 18, 2021

Sofia

Sofia is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Her eyes sparkle the brightest when she talks about things she is interested in. Her smile and laughter will make you feel like you just entered heaven. Sofia has a very big heart and she is such a sweetheart that she will make you melt. She might feel insecure about her body but everyone knows she's super hot and everybody wants her. One look at her and your breath is taken away. Her hugs are the best. She is very smart even if she thinks she isn't, and she can be really passionate about what she likes. Sofia likes to give you gifts to show her affection, so when she gets you something, especially if she made it herself, know that she values you. She doesn't cry around anyone, so if she lets you see her at her lowest then you'd better make sure you treat her with respect and love, she deserves it. She's not used to being vulnerable. If the moon was a person she'd be jealous of Sofia. However, Sofia can be stubborn at times and when she argues it's hard to prove her wrong. She won't back down easily, so try to not get on her bad side! Overall a beautiful soul, worthy of happiness, love and affection. Her partner must be very lucky to have her.

Person one: hey what's this?
Person two: this paper mushroom with an origami frog on it? Sofia made it for me as a gift! She's so sweet
Person one: wow that's so cute!

by Someone you know:3 November 20, 2021