sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.

Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.

by Snuffleupagus muck stick March 4, 2012

Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.

Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.

by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019

Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.

Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*

by cheesepizzak April 25, 2022

Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.

What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?

by Pinkruler August 6, 2012