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Shoulder-rings 

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.
Shoulder-rings by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

shouldis 

a name for whome they are great in all categories of life, very intelligent, thoughtful, a friend who will remain honest to you for as long as you're with them. A special friend.
I wish I was friends with the Shouldis', they seem to be great people..
shouldis by Shouldis October 31, 2011

shouldery 

Rock climbing jargon for anything (particularly a rock climbing route) that requires significant flexibility and strength in the shoulders. Typically, routes that involve mantling (see the rock climbing move mantle) and stemming can be described as shouldery. In addition, any oddly positioned route that comes from under a shelf and requires torquing the body into an unusual position that rotates the shoulder in unnatural ways.
That 5.11b at Castle Rock is a shouldery route with a lot of hand-foot matches and mantle moves.
shouldery by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2011

Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.

shoulderdown 

A guy that only looks good from the shoulder down. He has a rockin' bod but his face just ruins everything. The male equivalent of a butterface.
Girl 1: 'Guurl, look at that shoulderdown! Mmm, mmm he got muscles for days! What a damn shame about his face though.'

Girl 2: 'Nothing that a paper bag can't fix.'
shoulderdown by Rhyth7 January 19, 2013

shoulder dip 

1. An act of approval or saying hello, especially to an attractive girl while drinking.

2. (shoulder dipping) - doing a lot of drinking over the course of a day all while having a great time.
1. Dude I just staggered past those two hot girls and gave them a shoulder dip.
OR
You see those 2 girls on the other side of the bar? I'll shoulder dip to that!

2. I'm having an epic birthday BBQ next Saturday. You should come by, we will be shoulder dipping all day.
shoulder dip by shamus mcfly July 7, 2016