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Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN
by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021
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chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
by chlosta August 17, 2022
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shart

conor shart
by gigahitler August 28, 2022
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shart

When someone "sharts," they farted and left shit stains on their pants.
Cecil: Who brought the crap in?
Licec: Shut yo mouth, you prob shart your pants everyday
by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022
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Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.
by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022
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shart

when some animal cant control their ass hole and when they let it rip a bit of shit comes out with it
I like to shart as i step through the door
by That one b!tch. November 5, 2022
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Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022
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