When you enter your password the same “incorrect” way multiple times, but once you check it, it’s correct.
Guy 1: “Fuck ass password’s only wrong if I *don’t*check it, man”
Guy 2: “Classic Shrodinger’s Password, my boy.
Guy 2: “Classic Shrodinger’s Password, my boy.
by vastdagoat December 11, 2025
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I wonder if this character is gay or not
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
Neither have been confirmed nor denied yet
This is a real Schrodinger's queer situation
by L0RE December 15, 2025
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Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
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When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
When you are attacking and you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a counter attack, so you finish shorter and more direct.
When you are defending and you want to counter attack, but you are scared the opponent will slime you out with a straight attack, so you run away while parrying every time they attack.
The result is a slow ass bout and this counterattack situation never arising, even though it is more advantageous for one of the fencers.
Verd: Wow your counterattacks are so good
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
Jackson: What do you mean? You hit me every time I counterattack.
Verd: No you get the point because I go to the wrong line
Jackson: I'm pretty sure you just hit me
Verd: It's Schrodinger's counterattack :O
by Radiotrophic Gint December 23, 2025
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"This groupchat is so inconsistent. One time it has hundreds of messages and another time it's completely dead."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
"Yeah, it's basically Schrödinger's groupchat."
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I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
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