sausage cob 

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks

My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me

sausage cob by Leedle feey May 6, 2017

sausage fest 

Any party put on by Christian Mahood for the prolification of his gay fantasies, especially those serving packaged meats. Activities may include "bobbing for sausages", "pin the sausage on the donkey", and "plug the hole with a sausage". These parties are only fun for gay people, so beware.

Oh man, Mahood is throwing another sausage party. The fliers are all over school. He's pretty sick.

sausage fest by Rambo March 20, 2004

Sausage Roll 

a meaty big cock, covered with a sock dripping wet with cum, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum

Son: mum can i have a Sausage Roll,
Mum: fuck off you cunt

Sausage Roll by mummysboi123 March 12, 2014

Sausage Blanket

The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.

'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'

Sausage Blanket by Todorov February 3, 2009

Sausage Roll 

To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.

"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"

"Yeah."

*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"

Sausage Roll by ZuFeHD February 29, 2012

sausage storage container 

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

sausage storage container by lolownd January 22, 2008

sausage monster 

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

sausage monster by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008