Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

by Harper March 16, 2004

rubber

See condom

Damn, I'm all outta rubbers.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case

GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!

by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014

Robert

An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.

"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".

by Tadahoe December 15, 2016

Roberto

Roberto is smart, cute, and he is very close and emotional.He gives inspiration to people.He is a great boyfriend he’s gonna make you feel comfortable and special He loves talking to his girlfriend.he’s shy when he’s around people he loves.he makes people laugh and smile but he can’t make himself smile or laugh.if you are close to a Roberto you are very lucky you better keep him close.he is some to die for he’s so fucking cute😍.He has a big dick and fucks like a pro.He is a great overall🤪

Is that Roberto😍

by Big papi lmfao September 15, 2019

drop ya like a used rubber

1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.

2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.

1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.

2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.

by Ed Schutte March 25, 2008

taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003