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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
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London River

The River Thames, the river that runs through London, capital of the UK, and the main city of England, Great Britain and the British Isles.
This is a nautical or marine term, dating back many centuries, to the time when London was (one of) the main ports of England - see also Bristol - and many cargo ships berthed there.
Still in use in the 1980's, and probably beyond.
After over a year away on a British ship, seamen of all ranks would often get the 'Channels' as they passed between England and France, prior to ascending the London River and berthing in The Pool of London - and then paying off!
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indian river high school

Fuck all of you that say Indian River High School is ghetto. It's a great fucking school, full of great fucking people, and a great fucking principal. Sure we don't have money but we got fine bitches and that's all that matters.
I went to Indian River High School, got educated and met my hot ass girlfriend.
by fucky0girl April 12, 2012
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Fall River

A small town in southeastern Massachusetts that was once the country's number one textile producer. The people are predominantly Portuguese, but there is a large Cambodian population. There are five sections of Fall River: the South End, the North End, the Highlands, the Flint, and the Narrows. Most people who live in the Highlands believe they are better than everyone else because their houses are sually old. They fail to mention that fact that most of those houses are now tenements and/or falling apart.
by Michaila July 28, 2008
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Pearl River, LA

A small town in the southeast of LA that is pretty close to New Orleans.We don't have much out here but I like to call it home.GO REBELS.....I guess!
Pearl River, LA is the smallest town in the middle of NOWHERE!!! Really, try to find it on a map. It will take you at least 30 minutes.
by P.R. KEBO December 28, 2007
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red river shootout

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.
"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"
by drohrich December 14, 2008
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Mississippi River

The chief river of the United States, rising in the lake region of northern Minnesota and flowing about 3,781 km (2,350 mi) generally southward to enter the Gulf of Mexico through a huge delta in southeast Louisiana. Probably discovered by Hernando de Soto in 1541, it was explored by Jacques Marquette and Louis Jolliet in 1673. La Salle claimed the entire region for France after he descended to the river's mouth in 1682.

The longest river in the United States. It has historically been a major transportation artery for goods and people. The name is Algonquin for "big river."

The largest river in North America, which runs from Northern Minnesota to the Gulf of Mexico.

or, for the pervs, the area between the breasts on a woman
1) I went rafting on the Mississippi River with my mom... ir rocked!

2) on their first date, he begged to lick her Mississippi River... but she refused (what a gaywad, that guy was)
by Tobie August 18, 2005
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