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porn hole

Strange phenomenon that occurs when one browses through internet smut, then realises that four hours have passed, and they've been spent looking at porn. Often accompanied by huge sense of self-loathing.
"Sorry I'm late, I fell down a porn hole"
by D. Highmore March 4, 2008
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porn star boner

An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"
by Rafster April 27, 2007
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by bigjose November 22, 2018
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Porn-Star good

Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.

As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.
Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.
by gomzee September 28, 2009
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porn arm

An extremely swoll arm that has been shaped through excessive masturbation while watching porn.
Ex.1

Guy 1: Have you noticed John has a really strong left arm?

Guy 2: That's because his left arm is his porn arm

Ex. 2

This porno you gave me is giving me a porn arm.
by mr. bigglesworth III October 4, 2009
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porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.
dude, this porn groove is classic.
by lizzi May 20, 2005
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Porn Allowance

The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.
Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009
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