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Podcasturbation

Using a podcast as a blog, or podcasting for an hour or more for an audience of five or less. Less expensive then psychoanalysis.
He never really has anything interesting to say, and noone interesting to say it to, and it's always available online- it's frickin' podcasturbation.
by the giant snail January 6, 2006
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Pola

Manipulative.
Pola's are mostly very cunning
and seem nice at first but when you really get to know them you will be shocked.
"Hey, did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah Pola was manipulating ___"
"I feel sorry for ___They really tried to be nice to Pola"
"I know, But we warned her. But apparently Pola was black-mailing her"
by unknown_g0rl November 21, 2020
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polak

One of the Polish nationality. Hitler's first target. Homeland of King Brainwash i.e. The Pope.
by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005
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Poland

Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.

Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.

Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.

The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.

Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.

Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:

POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!

POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first

A typical Polish Conversation:

Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
by stewdog85 June 2, 2011
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Poland SSR

The central european country of Poland under the control of the Soviet Union after World War 2.
The USSR took Poland from Nazi rule and established it as a territiory called Poland SSR.
by ThePolishWoj December 6, 2009
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Poland

It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother
-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
by Bruh that's dank mate January 14, 2020
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Polar Bear

When a guy goes down on a girl while she is on her period, causing his face to look like a polar bear who just ate a seal.
After he went Polar Bear on his girlfriend he had to wash off the blood from his face.
by SFBlacksox January 8, 2008
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