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Okemos, a town in Michigan, is often called 'Pokemos' due to the excessive love of Pokemon from the town members.
"Pokemos, a town where people play Pokemon."
A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.
Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"
Pokemob by Shadiac July 14, 2018

Pokimontron Cards 

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy

Pokemonify 

To take a franchise or product and applying it to other mediocre and extremely unrelated products.
Lately, Nintendo likes to pokemonify most of their once-golden franchises; take mario for example -- killing bowser and saving the princess was all that it was about, but then mario tennis, mario golf, like, WTF, i thought he was a plumber?
Pokemonify by EraserAssassin April 1, 2011

Pokemender 

A gender in which a person feels obligated to sexually identify as one of the 819 Pokemon in existence. Also known as a pokemender
Man I’m a pokemender I sexually identify as a pikachu, but I want to be a greninja

Pokémoning 

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"
Pokémoning by M.Powell. October 18, 2012