Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

Playing Switzerland

Staying neutral on a topic

Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.

by lottielot February 7, 2022

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

Playing Shaker

A euphemism for when a touring musician attempts to quietly masturbate in his bunk on the tour bus.

Dude, I’m not taking this bunk. The last guy must’ve been playing shaker in here…a lot.

by Shaky McJerky August 21, 2022

playing orca

Moving around in public generally in a vehicle, though this can be accomplished on foot, with the sole purpose of interfering with rude white people and truck bros who are being crappy to other humans just because they can.

The term is based on practices of the Orca Whale (Killer Whale), which seeks out the Great White sharks to toy with and regulate.

While the Orca will end the Great White and consume its liver, playing orca only requires the regulation of the great white Karens of the world.

Like the orca hunts a shark, humans playing orca will seek out the great white of Karens (generally the male subspecies) and keep them occupied by any means so others may move about in public unbothered by the great white Karen.

"For the truck bros, I'm the super fast, raging Prius driver here to play orca to their great white."

by ZPX August 24, 2022