spooge pirate 

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

spooge pirate by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

Sidewalk Pirate 

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

Sidewalk Pirate by CaptainZ November 20, 2007

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Jaunty Pirate 

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.

"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."

Jaunty Pirate by Geocoder June 26, 2009

Jamaican Pirate 

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.

Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"

Jamaican Pirate by Greenhoof June 10, 2010

Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

Gash Pirate by gash pirate May 23, 2011

Pen Pirate 

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship

AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!

Pen Pirate by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011