Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

by Dropped My Idiot January 3, 2019

Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008

muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

relaxin pirate

1. one who chills so hard they hustle chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be

This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling

Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes" Cant you see that its just raining/Aint no need to go outside.../Song is meant to keep ya/From doing what your supposed to/Like waking up too early/Maybe we can sleep in/Ill make you banana pancakes/Pretend like its the weekend now/And we could pretend it all the time/Lady lady love me/Cause I love to lay here lazy/We could close the curtains/Pretend like there's no world outside/And we could pretend it all the time/The telephone is singing/Ringing its too early/Don't pick it up/Just so easy/When the whole world fits inside of your arms/Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
true relaxin pirate

by exchillalibur October 24, 2013

Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.

Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.

by Wokey March 11, 2019

Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 17, 2016