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There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."
Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

Split The Pipes 

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!
Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

leaky alaskan pipeline 

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

put the bowstring up your pipehole 

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

Mr. Piper 

An AI Warcmachine built by the pigeons of New York City
Mr. Piper was short circuiting the other day.
Mr. Piper by Mr. Pipers Creator February 2, 2023

Russian Pipeline 

When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(
Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!