Pulling your pipe

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

Banging on a sewer pipe

Fucking an ugly person

“Hey man, I was banging on a sewer pipe last night”

by EeezEats.com December 24, 2018

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

leaky alaskan pipeline

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions

Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

by realtimecrease August 20, 2022

put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer

if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

Mr. Piper

An AI Warcmachine built by the pigeons of New York City

Mr. Piper was short circuiting the other day.

by Mr. Pipers Creator February 2, 2023