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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
mugGet the Toxic Ass Parentsmug.

Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.
by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021
mugGet the Orphan with parentsmug.

Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020
mugGet the Roast your parents monthmug.

Parental Darwinism

Parental Darwinism is the complete failure of a parent at raising their kid.
She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
mugGet the Parental Darwinismmug.

petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
mugGet the petty parentsmug.

apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
mugGet the apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parentsmug.

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents
Those two oldies are my bike parent's
by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023
mugGet the Bike parent'smug.

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