The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun

person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente

by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera AresesisA From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera AresesisA From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera AresesisA From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

pnly parent

“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”

“She must be a pnly parent”

by DurhamWaffles April 27, 2023

Parents

people who boss around saying how great they are around you

Dang, my parents keep asking me stuff.

by Spacepro9000 October 4, 2020

Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.

Imagine being the child of virgin parents!

by LordJenal August 9, 2024