zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

by bobslu June 10, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

by GracieWasHere April 18, 2011

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

Wagon Milkins

A person who is careless or clumsy in action.

Don`t give it to her, she`s Wagon Milkins

by 4string June 6, 2010

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011