Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 28, 2024
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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Bony Board

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.
by Bony Board June 30, 2015
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Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
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Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland
Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;
by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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