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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.
"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."
by Matty Firm May 31, 2022
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Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.
Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?
by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021
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videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.
"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."
by m'sir December 12, 2021
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Talking junk

When trying to speak and perform oral sex at the same time.
My girlfriend bit me while talking junk.
by Metalflakesunshine April 11, 2022
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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Junk

A noun usually used to describe someone's stuff (not their cock and balls or vag) a word also created by Isaiah Alexander Patton, but stolen and used by many people
Person 1: It's over for your Junk instant

Person 2: well it's over for your clutter
by YRGkami January 19, 2021
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tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit
“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!
by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021
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