Myspace Wisdom

When you are in need of something thoughtful, cool, and snappy to say to anyone else, you would go to Myspace to see if anybody had posted some Myspace wisdom.

Usually comes in handy for a forum, maybe a signature, Or a topic title.

Jane: Awe, Jeff, I just got some sweet myspace wisdom, "When one door closes another door opens, but we being so young tend to always choose the path that seems the easiest... We are all just lazy-ass bums."

Jeff: That's a good one.

Jane: Well get off your lazy ass and get my laundry!

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009

MySpace Widow

The significant other of a MySpace Whore. A MySpace Widow's partner is so infatuated with posting comments and checking posts by their exes that they end up completely neglecting the "live" person in their life.

A MySpace Widow's girlfriend/boyfriend spends more time on the MySpace than they do with them.

by Rogers Buck March 30, 2009

myspace gangbang

when, while hanging out with a group of people (and you SHOULD be doing someting fun), you each take turns on the computer logging onto myspace. one person logs out, then the next logs in, over and over. turns out this is all you will be doing for the rest of the night. may or may not include: talking trash about other people's myspaces, whining that noone comments you EVER, or making plans to do something else (i.e. take hott myspace pictures)that never follow through. fun times.

steve:"so how was the party last night?"
carl:"psh, it didnt happen the whole thing just turned into one big myspace gangbang."

by theelroyelevator July 20, 2008

Myspace pic

When a pic, photo or image of yourself is so bad you don't want it on facebook and you know noone goes on myspace anymore.

-Dude that such bad pic of me, we'll make that a myspace pic.
-But noones on myspace anymore to see it
-Exactly

by Paw Lee August 6, 2012

MySpace creeper

Someone who basically stalks their friends on MySpace. This includes things such as looking at comments that are hidden by the user, looking at their friends, bookmarking their bulletins, and anything else along the line of that creepyness.

Travis: Antonette is such a creeper, all she does is look at other people's hidden comments

Alex: Yeah, that Myspace Creeper memorized my entire bulletin survey...

by AnOddPseudonym April 20, 2009

MYSPACE CELEB

an internet loser who has absolutely NO LIFE but to get dressed up for myspace pictures. Most of their pictures are professionally done and they look like something from a Transvestite Porno Magazine. Most likely has no real job and looks like a perverted child molester when not in full make-up. WARNING: DO NOT talk bad about these people because they have odd little awestruck fans that will KILL YOU.

Jefree Star; MikaDoll; Tila Tequila; Forbidden; a few Myspace Celebs and others...

by Emoniqua May 15, 2006

Myspace Whore

ok well, this is a person who justs adds every tom, dick and harry (people they dont know) to their myspace so their friends number will be extremely high.

"yeah that bitch has 2400988907 "friends" what a myspace whore."

by Cayla April 13, 2006