Modern dumping

Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.

A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.

by amyvr August 17, 2009

Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven

When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.

"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."

by Meta. November 12, 2011

Moderator

GAY

Someone: Oh the Moderator banned it

Someone else: Oh yeah, Mods are gay

by Charkinson69 December 10, 2019

modern day slavery

when you close your tab of block puzzle!!!!!

bro i just closed my blocky tab this is like modern day slavery

by crackaextraordinaire March 30, 2021

G Moder

An exclamation used by elite accountants to express success by a another accountant.

* Matt: I completed those taxes for our client.
* Mick: G Moder!!

by Mick Dagon March 12, 2011

Modern Dance

Being slutty. Sleeping with as many people as physically possible. Walks with legs open.

"She loves her modern dance"

by -hodie- July 1, 2008

moderate

They often claim to see both sides of the argument. However, the moderates that actually exist, do not have principles. Their mind is so open, their brains fall out.

The many moderate republicans that are actually big spenders in Congresss.

by Drew Rawlings January 2, 2004