moose nuckle

The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!

Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...

by joe January 18, 2005

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Moose Fuck

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

sticky moose

The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.

Now Regina's a sticky moose!

by bogos zilch September 11, 2007

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

a naughty moose

The usage of crayons for sounding.

His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.

by 69crayons November 21, 2019

Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012