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Top mommy 

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms
She my top mommy (l) 👅
Top mommy by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016

rock mommy 

A mother figure who just happens to be a gem
"hey Steven how are your rock mommy's"

Meme Mommy 

A user of a certain website (usually memer) or company in which a meme would originate from

"Dreamworks made shrek and that's where shrek memes originate,so dreamworks would be the meme mommy of shrek."
Bob -"I makers of roblox are my meme mommys."
Joe - "How?"
Bob - "Because they made the roblox death sound
Joe - "Oh okay."
Meme Mommy by Guywithshirt77 April 19, 2018

bonus mommy 

A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.

Midget mommy 

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
Midget mommy by Alan15 December 10, 2018

Maltose Mommy 

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
Maltose Mommy by Argentenuem April 27, 2019