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moist

Basically, in a nutshell everyone's least favorite word
"Ewww of all projects Mrs. Saggytitties dissecting a FROG!!"
"Yes and you just gonna have to frickin deaLLLLLLL with ITTTT"
"why is it so moist?"
WHOLE CLASS-"AAAAAHHHGGGGGGGG"
(everyone is just running everywhere and passing out and ripping their heads off)
news reporter-"hear at Bikini Bottom Middle School many kids are going oof and being sent to the hospital because of the word moist for all the families of the victims of this attack we understand your lives will never be the same so might as well send you all the bag of penises I got from my mother for my birthday I've been trying to get rid of enjoy :) and we wish you all the best"
by noneyabeeezzzwaxxx April 29, 2019
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Moist nigga

Moistnigga - a person so self absorbed, they’re a little moist. People like this can’t see past what’s standing in front of the mirror. The only reason they make a move is for the benefit of self. They have little to no regard for others, although their charming character might trick you into thinking so. They care too much about what others think and try way too hard to maintain their bougie image.

Moistnigga can be associated with words like narcissistic, egotistical, vain

Let’s be real, we all know a moistnigga
Girl you better steer clear of Derrick. He’s nothing but a moist nigga
by Kcee17 April 28, 2020
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moisturizable

anything that looks very hot and fuckable. like a weckfordussy, shaq, lean, mug root beer, or notch from minecraft
oh my god is that a crack snowman??!?!?! and it has a moisturizable weckfordussy
by weckfordlover May 2, 2022
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mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.
Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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keepin it moist

continually exciting the opposite sex thus keeping them moist
My dance moves were so great all the girls in the club were keepin it moist. moistymoisty boy
by Underit April 25, 2015
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Moisty

Moisty is a state that is reached due to eXtreme sexual stimulation. Moisty can also be used to describe the weather, if it is particually gluggy.
Oh stop it baby, you're making me moisty.
by Gloria April 8, 2005
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moisties

Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.
Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.
by Bullz August 3, 2007
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