hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.

God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!

by fartso55 January 14, 2019

Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.

Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Foaming mochachino

When a girl sucks out an anal creampie and proceeds to blow another guy with her mouth full of the shit stained cum leaving a bubbly brown coated shaft that looks like a mochachino

Man Jenny was a total slut with me and Joe last night. She left hot Foaming Mochachino on his dick and over her face.

by sir crank alot December 17, 2019

Creamy Mocha

When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty

I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.

by Cookie Monster34 October 9, 2020

blame mechanic

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently

she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends

by mbs133 October 10, 2020

Chiller Mechanic

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.

JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.

by HVAC tech October 11, 2020

Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020