Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

missile anus

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

by vince_k May 19, 2016

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

Misplaced

1.To place something,where nobody can find it.

2.To put something in the wrong position.

1.I have misplaced the remote control,and cannot find it.

2.No,no,no,you've misplaced the sheet.

by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

Mississippi Cream Pie

When a brother gives his blood sister a cream pie.

Cemere Sally Sue I'm gonna give ya a Mississippi Cream Pie!

by BradyDan April 2, 2017

Miss me with that gay shit

When a nigga do something gay as hell but you not tryna be gay.

Gay nigga: COCKadoodledooo
Me: Miss me with that gay shit nigga.

by Tiznadete October 31, 2017

missappropriate

Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.

Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.

Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.

Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.

by Belch Queen March 13, 2018