cookie maker

One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.

Look at that boy over there...oh wait...he looks like a cookie maker. Nevermind.

by Virgil Sanders January 21, 2008

Samantha Mackenzie

The best person in the entire universe. Also the awesomest and blondest. (for now)

Jake said Samantha Mackenzie was the best, and she disagreed. He was totally right.

by Ricky Bulnoz July 3, 2011

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 3, 2004

bread-maker

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.

"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."

by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006

mackem

Sad mackem bastard,
your just a sad mackem bastard.
Sad mackem bastaaaaaaaaaard,
your just a sad mackem bastard.

They beat us 2-1, two season in a row and they brag on. Swear they done something.....now look where they are, a bunch of Nationwide loser!!!

by amo December 8, 2003

Love Maker

A love maker is a person who can't bang anybody, but instead can only make love. Usually women are love-makers, but a male can play the part. For love makers, sex is fun, but a one-night stand is out of the question. They prefer to talk about their feelings and need the "mood" to be set. Sex can't be meaningless, it has to have emotion for them.

Adam: "So Ben left the party with Emily last night, but he wouldn't have sex with her cause he didn't want to have a one night stand and be 'that kind of guy'"
Ben: "Why won't he just have sex and stop being a love maker?"

by JoNicks May 10, 2009

Mackem

Smelly, Ugly and stupid

(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem

by Steven May 6, 2004