Eddie keane

Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.

This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)

He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!

Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”

Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..

Hey Eddie Keane why have you such a monotone?

by Dave_parky December 2, 2021

Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy

That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

by Michael Kennedy December 3, 2021

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

by I<3mitski January 18, 2022

Morgan Kennedy

Best person in the world <3

Morgan Kennedy means, A beautiful, funny, short girl who is shyanne schwartz bestfriend. She always laughs at everything, even if it’s unfunny, and loves Mac n cheese.

by Shxoxty January 6, 2022

timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose

Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.

by thebuster March 15, 2022

Jackson Kennedy

Good looking likes hanging with Haley and Toby

Jackson Kennedy is hot

by Jdysushbsuan March 25, 2022