–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
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Terrell "Why would Kerry beat the shit out of the waiter for getting her order wrong?"
Dave "I don't know man. She just really has that jersey vibe."
Dave "I don't know man. She just really has that jersey vibe."
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Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.
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